Naughtygirlx.com is looking for hilarious short fiction (50 - 500 words), humourous original poetry (e.g. limericks!), comics, stand up comedy, and funny videos/audio, to be posted in PROJECT X. If it's funny and you own it, send it over.

Who can submit?
Anyone! Anyone who at the time of submitting the work is over the age of 18. Burgeoning talents, old pros, curious dabblers, so long as you're legal, and the legal author of the work, you are welcome to submit it.

Submission guidelines:

• Submit as many pieces as you'd like, but please limit them to five or less per email.
• Written work: either attach your file or send it in the body of the email. If you attach your file, it should be in .doc .docx .rtf or .txt format.
• Comics (art): please attach your file in .jpg or .gif format. It should be 300 - 400 pixels wide, we're not worried about the height.
• Audio/Video: Your video/audio clip should already be available online (YouTube etc), in which case you should simply email us the link.
• You are welcome and encouraged to send a bio with your submission. If you write it, we'll include it. Ideally your bio should be about 100 words and include something kind of silly, hilarious, or mildly offensive. If you have a website we're happy to post the link. If you're have an event to promote, give us the details and we'll post that too.
• Submissions should be sent via email to ngx@naughtygirlx.com, with the word Submission! in the subject line. You don't have to include the exclamation point, but what the hell.

What to expect?
Within a week of sending your submission you will receive a confirmation email letting you know that we received your stuff. If you don't get this email within a week, assume that something has gone horribly wrong in cyberspace send it to us again. We really do want to check you out. You will definitely hear back from us regarding whether or not we are going to post your stuff, likely within three weeks.

Accepted pieces will be posted in Project X, and will remain archived indefinitely - though if after 8 weeks you'd like the piece removed, we're cool with that, just let us know.

Compensation:
North American based authors of accepted pieces will receive a delicious fair trade chocolate bar! If you are outside of North America, you will receive an adorable hand drawn picture (likely of a sultry baby animal of some kind).

If you have further questions or concerns, you are welcome to contact us via our contact form or email. Beware! If your question has already been answered onsite, then we'll be very displeased and will be forced to make a voodoo doll of you and have angry sex with it. Take that!